SEX MEME

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1. Post these at the beginning of your meme.
2. Include a link to Sex Talk.
3. Include as many sordid details in your answers as possible


**First French kiss?

Chuck Bishop. It was the summer before 10th grade. He was enrolling in 9th. I was literally 4 days older than he was, but I had skipped partial years in elementary school, so I was the youngest person in my class. He moved in across the street from our farm. Until that point I was the only kid on our street, for miles. We became friends during band camp (Yes, band camp. Now shut up!) after finding out we lived across from eachother. Before too long we started the experimentation. He KNEW far more than I did about sex, he'd just never done any of it. I wanted to know about it AND try it. That whole year we'd hang out, make out, explore each other. I had such a crush on him back then. After loosing my virginity to someone else, we had sex every chance we got. It was hot sneeking around behind our parents backs and not getting caught.

**First boyfriend/girlfriend.

Well I guess you could say that my first girlfried was Machelle. We were best friends all through elementary school, and spent every weekend together at my house. In 6th grade we kissed for the first time, after watching a campy 80's sex charged movie (Porky's) and spent the evening exploring eachother. That changed everything. She told another friend, innocently enough, not thinking anything about it. That was the first time anyone ever called me a Lesbian. I was so hurt because I thought that being a "lesbian" was gross and wrong.

My first boyfriend was Jonathan. It was innocent enough. It's what you did in junior high and high school. Girls dated boys. Jonathan was shy, mostly introverted, and kept his nose stuck into the latest copies of Scientific America. We would go skating on Saturday nights, and spend Sunday afternoons together all through junior high school.

**First type.

Femme: Jennifer, an Ivory skinned red-head with deep blue eyes. She had the most perfect breasts, full hips, and legs to die for... dangerous curves in all the right places. She brought me out of the closet kicking and screaming. She was my first lesbian love. We were together off and on for a few years, between boyfriends. I still find myself compairing other femmes to her.

Butch: I have to be honest. Jordan was the first butch I fell for. But when I met her she was serious jailbait. The rest is history. Candice. Jordan (once she was older). Lenya. She unlocked the door to my lust for butches and boi's. Yummy.

** First time you had sex.

It was the weekend after my junior prom. Prom was a bust. It really sucked. The guy I was dating decided at the last minute to go with someone else, so I went alone and hung out with my friends. There was a guy who was a few years older who promised to make it up to me and take me out the following Saturday. His idea of taking me out was hanging out at the mall for a couple of hours, hitting the liquor store, and taking me back to his parent's house to get me boozed up to screw. Looking back on it now, much older and wiser, it was date rape. Not really the way I wanted it to happen at all. The first time I had SOBER and FULLY CONSENTUAL sex was with Chuck. In my heart I consider him my first.

**First celebrity crush.
Phoebe Cates. The first time I remember seeing her nude in the movie Paradise on HBO in the early 80's. That scene got me hot... even if I was only 8 or 9.

**First sexual fantasy.
It was the first time I had phone sex in highschool. I remember being so nervous having to verbalize a full sexual fantasy, over the phone. I was scared that I'd sound like a raving idiot.
But it involved barns and stables, and being tied up with various leather straps from the tack room. Now that I think about it... that's STILL hot!

**First person you fell in love with.

Male: Chuck. Just having those highschool years to freely explore sex and intimacy. Besides keeping our relationship / affair on the down low so our parents NEVER found out by accident (friends can talk some shit and get it back to your folks) it was actually one of the most emotionally fullfilling relationships I'd ever had.

Female: Jennifer. But she broke my heart. She was definately try-sexual. And wanted to screw around with everyone. I just wanted monogamy, which she wasn't willing or able to commit to.

**First proper sex toy.

The original Rabbit. Until this pricy purchase ($120 back then!) I'd only thought sex was good. Although I'd had some minor orgasms... this wonderful creation showed me what a real orgasm was all about!

**First porn video.
Suprisingly, I've never really been into porn. I can appreciate nude photography and take it from there... but the videos just take it all away from the imagination for me. I did yield a few years ago and go porn shopping with Candice. For several weekends we rented some stuff from Heaven (Now Inserection's, on Piedmont), and found a few that I actually could tolerate. We ended up purchasing them. Frankly I have no idea where they went to. Oh wait... I gave them to Jarod.

**First sexy lingerie item/sexy briefs owned.

I've always loved buying lingerie. I can't remember the "first" sexy thingie I bought. But I always try to keep a lil something sexy in the top drawer.

**First time giving oral.

Chuck had told me he wanted a head job. LOL! I'd never heard it called that. So he had to explain what it was. I was like... OK. Jennifer was the first girl I ever tasted. The thought makes my eye lids flutter even now. That's when I knew. Feeling her body pressed against my jaw, rocking in extasy. Yeah.

**First time getting oral.

I don't count just "getting oral". I've gotten sub-par oral a hundred times, never even getting close to getting off. It's the oral that makes you nearly pass out that counts, for me. As for naming names... not so much. There are a few folks out there who think they are perfection in this arena. I don't want to hurt any feelings. Let's just say that I was well into my adulthood before anyone really got it right.

**First orgasm given by someone else.

There are a few folks out there who think they are perfection in this arena. I don't want to hurt any feelings. Let's just say that I was well into my adulthood before anyone really got it right.

**First one night stand.

**First dirty book/dirty mag read.