A cool drink of water...

So I am sitting at work tonight bored off my ass. Bored enough to pick up a Reader's Digest at the corner store. As I am thumbing through I read an article on how to say "I Love You" in six words. There were a couple dozen examples. So I text up this idea to all my Forward happy friends: Valentine's Day is soon. Challenge: Describe a love or relationship in 6 words. Forward to friends.

I didn't get back a lot of interesting stuff. For one, the ex sends "Her confident voice, I took note". Now I don't know if that was about me, or some other piece of ass. Frankly I don't care today. Why I'm even bothering to text or forward shit to the ex escapes me. As I am sure that feeling is mutual at this point.

What came next was a shock, and true indication that my Gay-Dar is in need of re-calibration:

"Her sweet words made me fall" Muah :X (blush)

followed by: "I am your student. Teach me."

followed by: "OMG... I really have a serious crush" Wait that's technically more than 6 words! LOL

When I say Hottie, no shit. She is smokin' H.O.T.

I have known Hottie for just over a year. Never once did my Gy-Dar ping. She has always been friendly and smiling, a hugger. She has listened to my rants about my (then) loud mouthed - know it all - got tits and no brain - gossipy EMT partner. So through a couple of text exchanges she tells me she has always had a crush on me. She always liked any chance to give me hugs at work. She loves the way I can be such a bitch when I'm trying to get the job done, and recoup back to a sweet laid back girl.

Wha, wha, Whut? (I'M STUNNED AND SPEECHLESS!!!)

We continued the text exchange, and I'm nearly peeing my pants with school girl giggles. I think my partner got nauseated, cuz he went inside the fire station to hang out with the firemen.

So she wants to take me to Le Buzz on Thursday. Then she asks if I have plans after work. As if! She invites me out for an after work beer.

We sat and talked shit about my former EMT partner. She tells me how she always thought my girlfriend was stuck-up when she would see her bringing me to work or picking me up. We drank beer and had a few shots. I sang Karaoke and she pole danced for me while I sang. Then she get up from her side of the booth and comes and sits beside me, close beside me. We snuggle up close and talk some more. She nuzzles in close. Oh Goddess, she smelled so great. It was amazing to have a soft, delicate, girlie girl all snuggled up beside me.

She has paramedic class early in the morning, so we couldn't make a late night of it. I walked her to her car. She leaned in and kissed me for what seemed like forever. Cliche, I know. But her lips were so soft, and full, and luscious. Kissing her was delicious.

I can't wait until Thursday. Envious eyes will be on me when I walk in with this amazingly beautiful girl on my arm. I totally understand why Butches are so territorial!

I'm sitting here at my computer with a serious case of blue-balls. Hey, I can have blue-balls. My girl-cock is already purple. LOL.

I need a cool drink of...